the red money-sucker

Today, I received a $400 cell phone bill, of which $80 is from one single phone call. FML.

SingTel, SingTel.
You red money-sucker. Fuck man.
$400, mainly from roaming charges.
And guess what? I roamed on Optus in Australia.
Which is 100% owned by SingTel.

So how the fuck it got so expensive?
Even more expensive than roaming on networks not owned by SingTel.

And the iPhone 3GS. I’m a so-called valued customer to you, eh?
$600 for an early upgrade fee. Are you fucking kidding me SingTel?
And that does not include the price of the phone. Which is free in my instance.

Continue sucking money from me, and I shan’t be your valued customer soon.